White Rose Productions - A Cheryl Lynn Entertainment Company

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THE HILLBILLIES FROM HELL!
"Ya'll AIN'T comin' back now, ya hear?!"

COLUMBO'S CRAZY CAPER
"Help our spoof of America's Favorite Detective solve his nuttiest Case yet!"

A VERY BRADY MURDER
"Could the Killer be 'Marcia', 'Marcia', 'Marcia'?"

THE WIZARD OF OZZY
"Sharrroon!! Where the $!@? is Kansas?!"

JUDGE JUDY: BACK ON THE BENCH
"...And this time, she's really mad!"

AN 'ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS' DEATH
"It's a La Kill, Sweetie!"

MAMA LEONE'S FUNERAL
"Youse come to dis funeral, or we breaka you face!"

COLUMBO'S CASE OF THE DEAD BEAUTY QUEEN
"Death never looked more beautiful"

GILLIGAN'S ISLAND MASSACRE
"A three hour tour of death!"

MY BIG FAT REDNECK WEDDING
"Get 'er done!!"

AUSTIN POWERS SHAGADELIC ADVENTURE
"Yeah, Baby, Yeah!!"

JUDGE JUDY: AND JUSTICE FOR NONE...
"She's back on the bench, and meaner than ever!"

THE HONEYMOONERS MURDER MYSTERY
"Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice!"

I LOVE LUCY TO DEATH!
"When Lucy tries to get into the act, it's murder!"

MY BIG, FAT REDNECK FUNERAL
"Comb your mullet and put on your best NASCAR T-shirt. You is goin' to a funeral!"

AMERICAN IDOL: CLAY'S REVENGE
"Sing or Die!"

White Rose Productions respects all trademarks and copyrights. All characters are spoofs and therefore should not be mistaken for the real persons and situations.
Cheryl Lynn is the sole playwright for White Rose Productions, therefore unsolicited scripts will NOT be accepted.

	THE HILLBILLIES FROM HELL! "Ya'll AIN'T comin' back now, ya hear?!"
	COLUMBO'S CRAZY CAPER "Help our spoof of America's Favorite Detective solve his nuttiest Case yet!"
	A VERY BRADY MURDER "Could the Killer be 'Marcia', 'Marcia', 'Marcia'?"
	THE WIZARD OF OZZY "Sharrroon!! Where the $!@? is Kansas?!"
	JUDGE JUDY: BACK ON THE BENCH "...And this time, she's really mad!"
	AN 'ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS' DEATH "It's a La Kill, Sweetie!"
	MAMA LEONE'S FUNERAL "Youse come to dis funeral, or we breaka you face!"
	COLUMBO'S CASE OF THE DEAD BEAUTY QUEEN "Death never looked more beautiful"
	GILLIGAN'S ISLAND MASSACRE "A three hour tour of death!"
	MY BIG FAT REDNECK WEDDING "Get 'er done!!"
	AUSTIN POWERS SHAGADELIC ADVENTURE "Yeah, Baby, Yeah!!"
	JUDGE JUDY: AND JUSTICE FOR NONE... "She's back on the bench, and meaner than ever!"
	THE HONEYMOONERS MURDER MYSTERY "Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice!"
	I LOVE LUCY TO DEATH! "When Lucy tries to get into the act, it's murder!"
	MY BIG, FAT REDNECK FUNERAL "Comb your mullet and put on your best NASCAR T-shirt. You is goin' to a funeral!"
	AMERICAN IDOL: CLAY'S REVENGE "Sing or Die!"